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{"type":"standard","title":"Onomancy","displaytitle":"Onomancy","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q55293","titles":{"canonical":"Onomancy","normalized":"Onomancy","display":"Onomancy"},"pageid":7616650,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Onomantic_table_from_the_Secretum_Secretorum.jpg/330px-Onomantic_table_from_the_Secretum_Secretorum.jpg","width":320,"height":496},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0c/Onomantic_table_from_the_Secretum_Secretorum.jpg","width":700,"height":1086},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279473859","tid":"bcff2dd5-fc56-11ef-ab38-09c8995f3dc0","timestamp":"2025-03-08T19:51:34Z","description":"Fortune-telling based on a person's name","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onomancy","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onomancy?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onomancy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Onomancy"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onomancy","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Onomancy","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onomancy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Onomancy"}},"extract":"Onomancy is divination based on a subject's name. Onomancy gained popularity in Europe during the Late Middle Ages, but is said to have originated with the Pythagoreans in antiquity. Several methods of analyzing a name are possible, some of which are based on arithmancy or gematria.","extract_html":"
Onomancy is divination based on a subject's name. Onomancy gained popularity in Europe during the Late Middle Ages, but is said to have originated with the Pythagoreans in antiquity. Several methods of analyzing a name are possible, some of which are based on arithmancy or gematria.
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